we all have a favorite eyebrow
Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.
Omg from now on every photograph she looks like a mixture of Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian
*Beyonce voice* this is so crazy
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.
- my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
- me: actually its 10:58
"Marriage can wait, education cannot."
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
This is how i get through work
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
"Me as hell"
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
this is just perfect in every way